Football Fucked Me Up: an autobiography

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"It’s called ‘Better Than Sex Mascara’, I’m gonna pretend it’s not called this..in my head I’ll call this Better Than Chocolate..this is most definitely better than chocolate if you like mascara. If you’re a guy and you like chocolate then..no, regardless of the name this mascara is awesome!”

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So if I say a player has beautiful eyes I’m a fangirl who doesn’t know what an offside is but guys publicly call Balotelli is a monkey and society would rather classify them as zoologists than fucking racists pricks.

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You don’t fucking drag down your ex club just because you want to be loved in your new club!

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when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission


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United are red,
City are blue,
If it wasn’t for Arabs,
They’d be in League 2.

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we all have a favorite eyebrow

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I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

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destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

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We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

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