catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(via jamesrodrigue-z)

cemanosdeperfeicao:

Pauleta is in Toronto if I ever saw him I think I would cry and die

liamnotpayne:

I stopped taking notes a long time ago.

(via thefuuuucomics)

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

(via tyleroakley)

jackswilshere:

why do football tickets cost so much like wtf do you want me to sell my limbs to be able to pay for this

(via fuckingunited)

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

(via vincecarters)

rpatricio:

★ color porn » adrien silva // asked by ourheartswillbeatasone

rpatricio:

 color porn » adrien silva // asked by ourheartswillbeatasone

(via t-d-s-delpiero)

flo-prato:

OITNB doesn’t have the “previously on…” because they know you watched the whole season in one day

(via exoclia)

Put a football team in my ask and I’ll say who I think is the best looking player on that team.

(via illarras)

  • What football taught me: trust no one and nothing until you see that motherfucker holding the jersey and signing the contract